Manchester United vs. Newcastle… the ten best clashes

With two of English football’s most hallowed sides prepare to face off tomorrow night, it seems apt to look back at some of the truly epic clashes between Manchester United and Newcastle through the years. The Magpies and the Red Devils have come to blows (literally on some occasions) across the decades, creating moments that get discussed annually in the build-up to the clubs’ modern day meetings.

From home wins to away day shocks, terrific goals to bundled tap-ins and league wins to cup triumphs, this fixture has had something to cater for every football fan through the years, so here are ten of the very best Manchester United vs. Newcastle ties…

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Newcastle 4-3 Man Utd, 2001

In homage to Sir Bobby Robson’s 100th game in charge, his side recorded a memorable 4-3 home win against United. The Geordies were 3-1 up with just over 30 minutes on the clock, before two goals in as many minutes from Ryan Giggs and Juan Sebastian Veron looked to have put the momentum well and truly with the travelling side. However, that man Alan Shearer popped up in the 82nd minute to drive the ball into the net and send the home fans into a state of euphoria. To cap an awful day for United, Roy Keane was dismissed late on for aiming a punch at the Newcastle No. 9.

Man Utd 2-1 Newcastle, 2005

With a weakened team and an awful record at Old Trafford (their last win at the ‘Theatre of Dreams’ having occurred in 1972), Newcastle kicked off at United with optimism in short supply. However, a shock Darren Ambrose effort put the ‘Toon’ 1-0 heading into the second-half. But, the visitors’ joy was turned into despair with one swing of a precocious Wayne Rooney’s right boot, as the then youngster sent one of the finest volleys in Premier League history fizzing into Shay Given’s net. Wes Brown’s headed winner was not quite as spectacular, but it did complete another comeback win for United.

Newcastle 6-3 Man Utd, 1910

For one of Newcastle’s finest moments against the champions we have to travel back over a century to 1910. In a time where football was a far cry from the game we now know, Newcastle smashed six goals past their rivals to record one of their finest performances against the Red Devils. Little is known about the game itself, but braces from Stan Seymour and Neil Harris, allied to Andrew Smailes’ and Tom Phillipson’s efforts have gone down in the history books.

Man Utd 4-3 Newcastle, 2012

A little over two years ago the two sides met at Old Trafford, with Manchester United (surprise, surprise) clinching a win with last gasp strike. The Red Devils trailed the ‘Toon’ on three occasions, each time levelling the scoreline during the Boxing Day clash. Eventually Javier Hernandez popped up in the closing minutes of the tie to bury a trademark poacher’s effort.

Newcastle 2-6 Man Utd, 2003

St James’ Park has traditionally been a fairly fruitful venue for United, and their 6-2 win in 2003 still goes down as one of their finest visits to the North East. Paul Scholes grabbed the headlines with an excellent hat-trick, while Ruud van Nistelrooy, Ryan Giggs and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer also found the back of the net to win a clash in which they visitors has at one stage trailed in.

Newcastle 5-0 Man Utd, 1996

Arguably Newcastle’s finest ever performance produced one of the very best games in Premier League history, with one of division’s most magical goals completing a stunning 5-0 scoreline. After narrowly missing out on the title at the hands of their rivals in the previous campaign, the Magpies were out for revenge, and they certainly punished United for the pain caused earlier in the year. Darren Peacock opened the scoring with a controversial headed effort, before David Ginola, Les Ferdinand and Alan Shearer made it 4-0. Then came the moment that capped one of the finest games in the English football’s history as Philippe Albert released an audacious chip from 25 yards. Magical.

Newcastle 0-1 Man Utd, 1996

It is often said that good and great strikers are separated by what happens when they are having a quiet game. The good will sometimes fade into the background, while the great are always a threat, a point which was proven in 1996 by Eric Cantona. The enigmatic Frenchman was having one of his more reserved performances, but still managed to provide one moment of class to fire his side to victory. The United icon met a perfect cross from the left hand side and crashed a bouncing volley into the net for all three points.

Newcastle 1-4 Man Utd, 2005

Chances for silverware have been few and far between in the North East in recent decades, but one opportunity that was presented to Newcastle came in 2005. For all of their efforts, the ‘Toon’ met a nearly unstoppable United side at the Millennium Stadium in the FA Cup, who eventually ran out 4-1 winners to book a spot in the final – which they ultimately lost to Arsenal. The Red Devils were 3-0 up with 30 minutes on the clock, before Shola Ameobi pulled one back to give the Geordies dreams of a comeback. However, their joy was short-lived, as Cristiano Ronaldo put the tie to bed 15 minutes later.

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Newcastle 3-0 Man Utd, 2012

Newcastle were flying high in early 2012, starting the calendar year with an excellent 3-0 rout against their Manchester rivals. Demba Ba opened the scoring before Yohan Cabaye curled a sumptuous free-kick past Anders Lindegaard. United attempted to fight back, and came close on several occasions, before a 90th minute own goal from Phil Jones completed a scoreline that didn’t flatter the home side.

Newcastle 2-4 Man Utd, 1986

Nearly 32,000 fans at St James’ Park saw Manchester United secure a memorable 4-2 victory in 1986. Two goals from mark Hughes sent the visitors on their way, before Bryan Robson and Norman Whiteside rounded off the Red Devils’ scoring. This result extended United’s winning run against the black and whites, whose last victory in the tie came way back in 1973.

Carragher confident of talisman stay

Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher is confident that club captain Steven Gerrard will sign a new contract with the Anfield side.

The 32-year-old has been an ever-present for the Reds this term, turning in a number of impressive displays in the Premier League and Europa League.

But, with his current deal set to expire at the end of next season, there are lingering doubts surrounding his future, especially with the club’s owners keen to slash the wage bill and usher in a new generation of players.

However, Carragher, who has announced recently that he will retire at the end of the campaign, believes that Gerrard will end his playing days with Liverpool by penning a new contract:

“I’m sure Stevie will sign a contract and finish his career at Liverpool the way I’ve done,” he is quoted by Sky Sports.

“There is no doubt about that. I’m sure he’ll sit down and sort it out in the next couple of months.

“Steve will be finishing his career at Liverpool. He is ‘captain fantastic’ every week.”

Gerrard stole the headlines during Sunday’s 2-1 win over Aston Villa by netting the winning goal from the penalty spot.

But, Luis Suarez was once again impressive, linking well with the likes of Philippe Coutinho and Stewart Downing before being felled in the area for Gerrard’s spot-kick.

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Carragher believes that his consistent displays should be rewarded with the PFA player of the year award:

“He put in another top performance and shows why he deserves to be PFA player of the year.”

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West Ham fans delighted with Masuaku return

To suggest that the West Ham United fans were pleased with Arthur Masuaku’s performance against Southampton at the weekend is perhaps the understatement of the year.

Before the Saints match, Masuaku had not been seen in a West Ham shirt since picking up a red card in the FA Cup against Wigan Athletic towards the end of January.

The spitting incident saw Masuaku receive a six-match suspension, and the 24-year-old missed a lot of football during a key point of the season.

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The full-back was back in the team against Southampton, however, and his overall performance at the London Stadium showed the West Ham supporters what they had been missing.

The defender’s standout moment came in the first half when he produced an absolute dream of a cross for Marko Arnautovic to send the home side 3-0 ahead.

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There is no question that Masuaku has his limitations as a player, but he is very dangerous down the left for the Hammers, and the club’s fans were absolutely delighted with the return of the former France youth international on Saturday.

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Are Manchester United looking to land this former Barca hero?

When the eccentric Dutchman was first announced as the new main man down at Old Trafford for the upcoming season, Louis van Gaal brought with him a wealth of experience that most believed would serve him well at Manchester United. Coming in off the back of a strong World Cup campaign with the Netherlands, as well as previously working wonders for Bayern Munich in the Bundesliga – it seemed to most that the Red Devils had finally found an adequate replacement for Sir Alex Ferguson.

Life in the Premier League rarely matches initial expectations however. Seeing as van Gaal spent well over £100million on some truly high profile players throughout the summer, Manchester United haven’t exactly had the best of seasons in 2014/21, with their current fourth spot in the table looking particularly vulnerable to say the least.

Last week’s meagre offering allowed Garry Monk’s determined Swansea outfit to complete the double over United this season, so with Bayern’s Pep Guardiola reportedly being touted as a potential replacement for the Dutchman come the end of the season, are Manchester United already starting to grow tired of Louis van Gaal?

Former Manchester United favourite, Gary Neville, has had much to say on the topic of van Gaal’s proposed departure.

Speaking on the potential eventuality that his former side fail to make the top-four this season, the Old Trafford and England star remains resolute that “Louis van Gaal should not be sacked.”

“He has to get the Champions League but, on the other hand, if he didn’t, no, you can’t just sack a manager one year and then sack another manager the year after. Where do you go from there?”

Regardless of their fate come the end of the season, Neville believes that Manchester United should not cause themselves any further instability by becoming a club known for being impatient with their managerial appointments.

“There has to be a level of continuity. I absolutely believe this time there will be continuity at Man United and they will stand by him even if he doesn’t finish in the top four, and that’s the right thing to do.”

Having said that though, many of the Old Trafford faithful will have to think twice about David Moyes’ reign with their team if van Gaal equally disappoints this season. The Dutchman has certainly had a great deal more fire power at his disposal than his Scottish predecessor, yet despite spending a quite frankly obscene amount of cash throughout the summer, the likes of Radamel Falcao, Ander Herrera and Angel Di Maria have simply failed to slot in effectively alongside the magnitude of stars already in place at the club.

In light of such developments, just how well would former Barcelona boss, Pep Guardiola, be suited at United should Louis van Gaal ultimately face the sack? The Champions League winning manager certainly brings with him a great deal of contacts at the Nou Camp, and with talk of Lionel Messi eventually leaving his boyhood club doing the rounds of late, Manchester United fans would inevitably be excited by the potential transfers on offer should the Spaniard be appointed.

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On the other hand, Guardiola has no real incentive to leave his current post at Bayern Munich at the moment – especially if the Red Devils fail to qualify for the Champions League. The 44-year-old former player already has some world class talent at his disposal in Germany – Philip Lahm, Arjen Robben and Robert Lewandowski to name just a few – and as Bayern have looked particularly formidable this campaign, thoughts of achieving the ultimate success in Europe will largely be dominating Guardiola’s mind at this current stage.

Come the end of the season though, and everybody’s perspective might just be that little bit different. Gary Neville’s analysis remains a sensible one however. Manchester United do not want to become known as unstable and untrustworthy in their decision making. Whilst Louis van Gaal may certainly be flattering to deceive at this moment, a knee-jerk dismissal of the Dutchman really wouldn’t do the famous English club any favours in this seemingly transitional period of their history. Regardless of the excitement surrounding Guardiola, Louis van Gaal is United’s man.

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The FIVE ‘transfer alternatives’ for Arsenal to ponder

It has been coming for a few seasons now. Bacary Sagna’s injuries have finally caught up with him. He has lost that yard of pace and incision which used t0 ensure he was a cut above of all the other full backs in the Premier League.

The right hand side is a flank which is left heavily exposed with Arsenal due to Theo Walcott choosing to wreak most of his havoc down this wing.

Nacho Monreal has been signed on the left hand side to combat the wing threat other teams posses which has been the undoing of the North London club recently but this only half resolves the issue.

Bale and Lennon painfully exposed the inefficiencies down the sides of the Gunners and they will not want to see that slicing apart repeated any time soon.

Wenger’s success used to be built on knowing when it was the right time to move players on and develop the team for the better when it is necessary.

Despite Sagna still being capable enough he is not up to the burden of the upper echelons of the Champions League anymore so drastic action needs to be taken.

Arsenal’s dominant play has always been based around counter attacking starting from the fullbacks so solving their current right back conundrum could reignite them back to the glory trail they so desperately desire.

To see who Arsenal need to defensively deploy on the right click on the man himself to reveal the list

Splashing out £35m on Benfica’s Felix would be a stupid gamble by Wenger

Arsene Wenger is looking to reinvigorate his Arsenal squad with a £35m move for Benfica starlet Joao Felix, as per O Jogo. 

The Portuguese midfielder has been capped at Under-21 level by his country but is yet to play a first-team game for Benfica, so it would be premature for Wenger to spend such a high amount of money on him.

What’s the story, then?

Felix is only valued at £900k by Transfermarkt. He reportedly has a £52m release clause but Benfica would accept bids in the region of £35m for the youngster.

Several European giants are reportedly in pursuit of the wonderkid’s signature, and they are rumoured to include Manchester City, Manchester United, Paris Saint-Germain, Monaco and AC Milan.

That means there is no shortage of competition for Wenger in his chase for the player’s services and it also underlines his growing reputation.

Wenger shouldn’t spend big on Felix

It would be a huge gamble if Wenger spend the amount of money being discussed on a player who hasn’t even played a first team match.

For that kind of money, the Frenchman needs to be bringing in players who can make an immediate impact on the Gunners starting eleven, preferably by strengthening the spine of the team.

He needs a new central defender, another holding player and potentially a new long-term goalkeeper much more urgently than he needs to nurture another young player through his development.

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This is a deal Wenger needs to stay well clear of and if he does complete it, it will once again show that his priorities are well wrong.

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Super-agent claims only Chelsea boss can replace Sir Alex at Man United

Portuguese super-agent Jorge Mendes has claimed that only Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has the ability to replace Sir Alex Ferguson at Manchester United, according to reports from the Guardian.

Mendes has questioned United’s decision to hire Louis van Gaal last summer, insisting that only Mourinho could have continued Ferguson’s successful 26 year reign at Old Trafford.

The agent, who represents Mourinho and some of football’s top players like Cristiano Ronaldo, spoke to the BBC and stated that executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward can help bring success back to the red side of Manchester, but it would be almost impossible to replace Sir Alex.

He said: “At the same time, he has just one problem – it’s completely impossible to find someone like Sir Alex Ferguson because he’s a god, he’s a genius and to find a genius is very difficult.

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“You have one in England – José Mourinho. Having Sir Alex Ferguson ensures at this moment you have 12 or 15 points more. He’s finished his career, but he’s someone that makes the difference.”

Mendes also said that Mourinho is looking to replicate what Ferguson did with Man United at Chelsea, and that he will be in charge at the London club for years to come.

“José will stay for sure. He will be the Sir Alex Ferguson of Chelsea Football Club. He loves the supporters, he loves the city and I think he will stay there for more than 10 years,” he added.

And Mendes also admitted that his client David de Gea, who has been heavily linked with a move to Real Madrid, is expected to stay with the Red Devils for at least another year.

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“He has one year left on his contract and I think that he will stay in Manchester. The player will decide, but he’s happy there, at the moment.”

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There is no acceptable way for Premier League clubs to spin this

We’re not so lucky in England as the Americans are to have four major sports on offer throughout the year, five if you want to include Nascar. But even then, the fortune of living in a winning market comes with the penalty of inflated ticket prices.

New York is one of the obvious markets, you’re going to pay big to go and see the Knicks, the Rangers or the Yankees. The Toronto Maple Leafs charge the highest prices in the NHL, while season tickets can be bought in Florida for the same price as one ticket to see the Leafs.

In England, it’s football or nothing. I’ve yet to come across a fan who shows as much passion for rugby or cricket as they do for football. And therein lies the problem. Leagues and clubs are not going to waver on prices just because a few don’t fancy paying it. If you’re a student or someone from the local area who struggles to go to at least five games a season, forget it, clubs will look to their foreign audiences and the injection of cash tourists bring. It’s no bother to them if local fans can’t get to games: largely stadiums will fill close to capacity.

I don’t blame Manchester City fans for sending back those tickets for the trip to Arsenal on the weekend. Some might argue that they’re playing with the big boys now and need to pay big prices. Others will argue that London prices warrant the inflated price for going to matches, as Arsene Wenger did in his pre-match press conference. But even then, the Arsenal manager shuffled uncomfortably before answering the question on ticket prices. He eventually did land on the matter that concerts in London are priced higher than those around England and specifically up north. But I’m not totally convinced that argument holds water.

I’ve been to big concerts in London and at arenas like Wembley, the O2 and Earls Court. The price is based on the fact that you pay for what you get, and I’ve rarely been disappointed when going to a big gig in London.

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But you get the big stadium atmosphere, you get the impressive stage production, the explosions, the fact that it is a big name on the music scene. Is that always the case for football? With Arsenal, you can certainly argue that you’re not getting what you pay for. I’ll also make the same argument for the New York teams and the Maple Leafs. The Leafs are the wealthiest team in the NHL but haven’t lifted the Stanley Cup since the 1960s – they’ve also failed to make the playoffs for the last eight seasons. New York? Well the Yankees are one of the biggest baseball teams in the MLB, but the Knicks are useless in the postseason and the Rangers haven’t wont the cup since 1994.

With clubs like Arsenal, the production is there with the big stadium, but there are no explosions, no performances that leave you breathless and more than willing to shell out the next time they come to town. And that’s another argument: going to see acts like Bruce Springsteen is totally different from going to watch a sports team every other weekend for nine or 10 months of the year.

Football matches have been lumped into the same entertainment category as going to concerts or the theatre, with the obvious case being that you’re going to pay big for the big names. Well that shouldn’t be the case. Football and sports on the whole is not and should not be seen in the same category as the rest of the entertainment industry, quite simply because it isn’t.

Arsenal have not created the tiered ticketing system themselves, however they surely think of themselves as a club who should be placed in category A. But that doesn’t represent the product many are paying to watch, and it hasn’t done for quite a few years. Yet unlike fan groups in America who are trying to persuade supporters to boycott games (especially in the case of the NHL now that the lockout is over) Premier League fans will never turn their back on the only sport they have. For that, clubs will take their time in attempting to lower prices, they’ll try to justify the reasoning as purely for the health and growth of the club financially or the need to pay wages. It’s nothing other than masked exploitation.

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I really can’t look back to days when tickets could be bought on Saturday afternoons and terracing was the norm — I’m too young. But how many of those fans, youngsters especially, grew up believing and knowing they had a club to support, a club which they could readily gain access to? How much of that is the case now?

And people shouldn’t be dismissed as moaning over something which will never change; the point is that ticket prices should never have reached these levels in the first place. Yes there’s inflation and various other factors that would necessitate the rise in ticket prices, but there is absolutely no way a club can justify charging over £100 for 90 minutes of football.

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Tottenham fans react as club admits defeat in bid to keep Toby Alderweireld

According to Belgian media outlet Het Laatste Nieuws (HLN), Tottenham Hotspur have admitted defeat in their bid to keep contract rebel Toby Alderweireld at the club and are ready to sell him this summer, and Spurs fans have been quick to react to the rumour.HLN report that the gap between what the north London outfit are willing to offer the 29-year-old and what he is demanding is a gap that is too big to bridge, and they could let him go if they receive an offer of €50m (£44m) this summer, with the Wembley faithful reading between the lines that this latest development was on the cards.The Belgium international spent three months on the sidelines with a hamstring injury between November and February – before suffering a setback after making two appearances in the FA Cup – with Davinson Sanchez and Jan Vertonghen forming a strong partnership at the heart of the defence since.Tottenham supporters took to social media to give their thoughts on the story, and while one offered a solution to Mauricio Pochettino and Daniel Levy by telling them to “literally get rid of Sissoko and Llorente and pay Toby”, another said “he definitely wants out”.Here is just a selection of the Twitter reaction…[ad_pod ]

Jeff Stelling on… Arsenal’s Thierry Henry, Chelsea’s title chances, banter and being ‘The Chopper’

We’ve been scoring interviews like Sergio Aguero does goals at Football Fancast recently, but this just might be our greatest scoop yet. Whilst Chris Waddle, Ray Parlour and Jaydon Gibbs, brother of Arsenal’s Kieran, to name a few, were all insightful and entertaining, there is only one Jeff Stelling.

A living legend amongst British football fans for his blend of intellect and banter as host of Soccer Saturday, we jumped at the chance to get to know the man at centre-stage every Saturday afternoon, courtesy of Carlsberg’s Christmas Campaign, which will see Jeff address the nation at midday on Boxing Day on CarlsbergFanSquad.co.uk.

Having now served as the charming ring-master of Sky Sports’ Saturday coverage for two decades and their Champions League productions since 2011, not to mention presenting Countdown for three years on the side, Stelling’s popularity amongst the British public is now a given.

But it’s been acknowledged in more official terms too; he’s won five consecutive Sports Broadcaster of the Year awards and earlier this month was announced as Britain’s most popular pundit by a Carlsberg poll, winning a monolithic 24% of the vote despite not actually being a pundit at all. In your opinion Jeff, why are the public and the critics so receptive to you?

Well, you’ve got to take all these things with a pinch of salt haven’t you? I guess I’m just a football fan who’s got lucky and got the dream job where I can watch football with my mates on Saturday afternoon and get paid for doing it. So we have a bit of fun with it and treat it seriously when it needs to be treated seriously.

And also the fact I’m no threat; everybody knows I’m a Hartlepool fan. If I was a Manchester United fan the chances are that Manchester City and Liverpool fans would hate me. If I was a Spurs then Arsenal fans would hate me. But look, I’m a Hartlepool fan so I’m no threat to anybody. I think that’s probably it – I’m just a football fan, and a fan of a team that poses no immediate threat.

Of course, the popularity of Soccer Saturday, Stelling’s weekly score-line coverage of all the Saturday afternoon action in the company of his cheekily opinionated punditry team, Matt Le Tissier, Paul Merson, Charlie Nicholas and Phil Thompson, is a significant factor too. On the surface, it’s just five friends having an entertaining chat about football whilst onomatopoeically reacting to live in-game events – but there must be more to it than that. Does more work go into the humour side of things than meets the eye?

Well, you’re right in the first instance that it’s just five mates together – a footballing version of Loose Women if you like – just chatting through stuff, albeit the other four having a bit more expertise than me. On the humour side, it comes from mostly events during games and things you can’t plan for, like Paul Merson’s mispronunciations. For instance, at the weekend he called Esteban Cambiasso ‘Cameronaesi’, so that became a running gag over the course of the afternoon.

But some of the jokes, the odd one-liner, yes. Sometimes you look hard for them, the corny lines. There’s a guy at Chesterfield for example, Sam Clucas – when Chesterfield go behind and he scores, it’s a can of Clucasade! I waited and waited and waited for that to come up, until he actually scored. So some of it, of course it’s pre-planned, but most of it’s off the cuff because of the nature of the show .

Are there any pundits you’ve struggled to build that sort of rapport with over the years?

Not really because if there’s anybody you didn’t build a rapport with, they just didn’t survive. The Saturday team is well – it’s exactly that, a team! You’ve got to fit in. Just as a football team can’t get by without a goalkeeper, a centre-half or a striker, we couldn’t get by with somebody who firstly wasn’t very perceptive and secondly didn’t feel a part of the team or wasn’t a team player. Some of the boys will say to you that it’s the nearest thing you can get to recreating a dressing room situation and that helps once they’ve retired from the game. That’s the way I see it really – and if your face doesn’t fit, you just don’t last.

If you were trapped on a desert island with one of the team, who would you choose?

Kirsty Gallagher! Does that count?

We like your thinking Jeff but it’s got to be one of the lads.

I don’t know, god help me – whoever’s the best boat builder, I guess! Six hours on a Saturday is great fun. Six days, six weeks or six months? Not so sure. I couldn’t pick any of them, honestly. They’re all good boys but by the end of Saturday we’ve all have quite enough. As much as we all get on brilliantly and we’re all best mates, we’re happy to call it quits on Saturday evening.

Along with chairing the studio banter, Stelling provides an incredible amount of statistical knowledge to flesh out the scores on-screen, giving them added meaning. How long does it take to absorb all that information for any given show?

It’s like the old cliché about painting the forth bridge, it never ends really. As soon as one show is finished I watch Football First, Match of the Day and Goals on Sunday and I sit there with my notepad jotting stuff down. On Saturday afternoon I only get see bits and pieces of games, I never to see the whole thing, so I make as many notes as I can and that goes on throughout the week until Thursday and Friday. Thursday is the main day where I’m doing stats and I’ll tend to do that between nine and six, and then Friday I’m going through websites and newspapers, catching anything I might have missed. So It’s probably somewhere between 20-25 hours for every show in terms of my individual prep.

Stelling wasn’t always the face of Sky Sports. Despite rarely mentioning it in the studio, he was once a regular footballer, albeit at amateur level, on the tough streets of Hartlepool. I understand you were known as ‘The Chopper’. Would you care to elaborate?

Well, I was a Sunday morning footballer and  – as with most players at any level – as the years rolled on I was gradually moved further and further back. I started off as a No.10 type, then I went into midfield and then I went to full-back.

And as what limited pace you’ve got disappears, there’s not much you’ve got left to resort to but hacking people down. In my day, it was a case of more often than not you could get away with it too – so I guess that’s where it came from. Hey – Sunday morning in Hartlepool particularly, you had to be able to stand up for yourself. You learn a lot about survival on those Sunday mornings.

Do the Sky Sports team ever have a kick-about? Perhaps in the Sky car park?

Not really, because they’ve all been through long careers. Tommo and Charlie particularly, they were in an era where you’d play regardless of how fit you were. You’d be in the starting Xi week after week and that takes its toll. Our major sporting contests these days would be on the golf course rather than the football pitch.

The story of the week, at least in punditry circles, is that former Arsenal and Barcelona striker Thierry Henry, the joint-fourth all-time goalscorer in Premier League history, has joined the Sky Sports family after hanging up his boots at New York Red Bulls. Has he got what it takes to become a top pundit?

Yes, definitely. I’ve worked with him a couple of times already for the Champions League and he just has this aura about him. If you didn’t know he was a successful guy, you immediately get that feel. Not because he’s arrogant or anything like that but he has this magic about him as a person, let alone as a player.

Again, he’s wonderfully articulate and measured. He’s got everything it takes to be a top pundit and from a Sky perspective, I know other channels would have loved him so I’m delighted we’ve got him.

Do you think his expertise in foreign leagues offers something a little different?

I don’t know if that matters when you’ve played the game at the highest level, as all our boys have. Whether it be the Champions League guys or Gary Neville,  Jamie Carragher or Jamie Redknapp, even if they haven’t played out of England, they’ve all played international football for their country. My view is that if you’re going to criticise somebody or have the right to criticise others you’ve got to have done it yourself – you’ve got to be able to show your medals. Everybody at Sky Sports can and Thierry certainly falls into that category as well.

As host, Stelling remains ever-impartial in the studio, but this interview is a rare opportunity to gain an insight into his opinions on the current season. Who are you backing for the Premier League title?

It’s not very original but I think Chelsea will win it now, with Manchester City in close pursuit – they’re the two best defensive sides. I don’t mean they play defensive football, but they can defend when required. I’m not sure too many other Premier League sides can do the same and that will be the big difference.

How about the Champions League – can you see an English side winning it this year?

I think Chelsea have a very good chance. Obviously they’ve got PSG in the next round who are no pushovers by any means, but they beat them twelve months ago and I think Chelsea are much stronger than they were twelve months ago and PSG are weaker than they were twelve months ago – so I think they’ll get through that. They’ve got quality in every area of the field, they’ve got good back-up and they’ve got Jose Mourinho. So it’s a combination of events. Nobody’s going to want to play Chelsea, that is for sure. Given the right draw, the right circumstances and bit of luck along the way – you always need that – there’s no reason why Chelsea shouldn’t win it.

And it’s not been the best of starts to the season for your beloved Hartlepool, currently bottom of League Two. Are you envisaging better times ahead?

I am. On Tuesday we had a takeover at the club; we’ve got new owners as of Wednesday, we’ve got a new manager as of Wednesday, we will have some new players as of January and we’ve got five months left – we’ve got time to save ourselves. There’s something like 78 points to play for so if we can get 39 of those we’ll just about be ok.

Which brings us onto the small issue of Football Fancast’s world-famous segment, Fantasy Five-Aside. It’s caused Chris Waddle and Ray Parlour a few problems in the past, so it’s rather fortuitous Stelling’s a little more switched on.

So the first player – the best pundit you’ve ever worked with?

Oh, that is so hard. Let’s just say Gary Neville.

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And the best pundit you haven’t worked with?

Alan Hansen.

Your footballing role model growing up?

A bloke you’ll never have heard of. He’s called Frank Casper, as in the friendly ghost, and he was a striker at Burnley.

Of course we’ve heard of Frank Casper Jeff, the Clarets’ star centre-forward from 1967 to 1976! Somebody playing now you think would make a great pundit when they retire?

Didier Drogba

And finally, any goalkeeper.

Any goalkeeper?

Yes Jeff, Football Fancast is famed for its liberal views on goalkeeper selection.

Peter Schmeichel

Thanks Jeff, you’ve been even more delightful than we expected, as if that’s possible.

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